One of the things you will come across regularly in the Philippines is either witty terms of phrases in signs for stores or very bad spelling. Either way it does lighten the day with a bit of humour. I have added two examples below “Eyes for sale” actually means ice for sale and then there is a shoemaker with a play on words.
JokePhotos.org is one my latest blogs just doing humour from around the web and its full of such signs as these and a lot more. So if you need a pick me up or just bored its worth browsing through.